aufwiedersehen:

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

I’m just gonna curl up and watch this until the end of time okay

aufwiedersehen:

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

I’m just gonna curl up and watch this until the end of time okay

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

ourloveissemperfii:

"One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”

ectolime:

clay-phoenix:

leo-arcana:

lil-weezing:

ask-flameprince:

ask-alex-the-vampire-princess:

arthur-christmas-claus:

auspisstice:

ferlmao:

himapapaftw:

blackmormon:

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

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I wouldn’t be surprised

Woah woah woah, that means

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whA T

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

Can we please not forget about this? 

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Wait then what if

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i cannot accept this

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WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON

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friends forever

perigilpin:

i hate when people get all preachy and tell u that money won’t make you happy bc like actually it would solve a whole fucking ton of my problems thank u very much

The Best Thing That EVER happened at my job

Me: Did you find everything ok today Sir?

Male Customer: Yeah everything was fine, but prices on the cat food just keep going up! I remember when it was only .30 a can! But I bet you don't, you're like what...20?

Me: 21, but yes.

Male Customer: God you're young, I bet you'd never go out with someone my age, unless you have some Daddy issues

Me: ...........

Male Customer: so do you like working here? Are you in school?

Me: Your total today is 21.38 Sir.

Male Customer: Are you seeing anyone?

Me: ......Cash or Credit Sir?

Male Customer: When do you get off work?

Male co-worker comes up next to me: Everything ok?

Male Customer: Yeah we're fine

Male Co-worker: Actually I think you're being really rude

Male Customer: What are you her boyfriend?

Male co-worker: No I'm not. And even if I was, why would it matter? Her job is to ring up your items, make sure your shopping experience was pleasant and give you change. You're making really creepy comments to a young woman you don't even know at a cash register, it's not ok.

Male Customer: You can't talk to me that way! I want to speak to your manager.

Me: It's really ok, everything is Ok

Male Co-worker: No no, I'll go ahead and call our FEMALE boss up here to address any grievances you might have *Sir*

Male Customer: slams down 25 dollars grabs his bags and leave*

Male Co-worker: You don't even have to take anyone's shit here. If anyone even looks at you funny, pick up that phone, call a manager, call me, call another co-worker and it will be handled. You are a valued employee and you deserve to feel safe and respected at work by *everyone*

The Best Thing That EVER happened at my job

Me: Did you find everything ok today Sir?

Male Customer: Yeah everything was fine, but prices on the cat food just keep going up! I remember when it was only .30 a can! But I bet you don't, you're like what...20?

Me: 21, but yes.

Male Customer: God you're young, I bet you'd never go out with someone my age, unless you have some Daddy issues

Me: ...........

Male Customer: so do you like working here? Are you in school?

Me: Your total today is 21.38 Sir.

Male Customer: Are you seeing anyone?

Me: ......Cash or Credit Sir?

Male Customer: When do you get off work?

Male co-worker comes up next to me: Everything ok?

Male Customer: Yeah we're fine

Male Co-worker: Actually I think you're being really rude

Male Customer: What are you her boyfriend?

Male co-worker: No I'm not. And even if I was, why would it matter? Her job is to ring up your items, make sure your shopping experience was pleasant and give you change. You're making really creepy comments to a young woman you don't even know at a cash register, it's not ok.

Male Customer: You can't talk to me that way! I want to speak to your manager.

Me: It's really ok, everything is Ok

Male Co-worker: No no, I'll go ahead and call our FEMALE boss up here to address any grievances you might have *Sir*

Male Customer: slams down 25 dollars grabs his bags and leave*

Male Co-worker: You don't even have to take anyone's shit here. If anyone even looks at you funny, pick up that phone, call a manager, call me, call another co-worker and it will be handled. You are a valued employee and you deserve to feel safe and respected at work by *everyone*

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

"Mother in 1985 and daughter in 2014."Submitted By: Melissa M.Location: New York, United States(Some parents really nail that whole “Family Resemblance” thing!)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"Mother in 1985 and daughter in 2014."
Submitted By: Melissa M.
Location: New York, United States

(Some parents really nail that whole “Family Resemblance” thing!)

theslyfeminist:

pinkbunney:

itsjustkiikii:

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

He actually is kind of attractive. Wtf

I think you mean VERY attractive.

Pablo, Pablo, Pablo…

Wtf porn stash is actually a sexy beast in disguise!

(Source: spilled-weed)